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Breakfast at Lunch Time

I went to sleep in December and woke up in February. It's like a morning that got away from me - like a morning that just zipped on by before I had the chance to eat breakfast.

I find it hard to believe that I went through Christmas then February - totally bypassing the New Year and January! I was like Dagwood. Remember Blondie and Dagwood?

Every morning Dagwood would find he was late, too late for breakfast, zoom recklessly through the front door and plow down the poor mailman... every time.

I hear say that breakfast is the most important meal. It's the stuff you need to start your day right. Well, I'm gonna backtrack for breakfast, slow down a second here. If you missed breakfast too, why not join me in some now? Better late than never.

January, a month I tried to totally skip, is a most important month. It's the beginning of a new year, a good time to reflect and project as well.

If you haven't already, think about last year and what you did. What was good, great, or could have been a whole lot better?

What do you want to do and be in these fleeting days ahead? What's important to you and your family?

Here are some simple steps to add to your pondering that just may help you to have a happy and healthy new year...

Step 1
Step outside everyday for fresh air and exercise.

Step 2
Step around the dog droppings in the grass.

Step 3
Step aside when there's not enough room for everybody.

Step 4
Step inside someone's shoes when you just don't understand.

Step 5
Step up to the plate.

Step 6
Step outside of yourself.

Step 7
Step back to think and ponder.

Step 8
Step in puddles with children.

Step 9
Step over puddles otherwise.

Step 10
Step by step - one step at a time.

Now, before I go to bed tonight, I'm gonna set the alarm for the next day... or at least for February! I suggest you do the same.

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