A funny love poem for Hannah

Hi Dr. Julia,

Please help me with a funny poem for my wife. Here are some details:

1. Name - Hannah

2. We're married for 11 years and have 4 y.o. boy

3. Pet peeves (mine) - I'm snorring

4. Notable physical characteristics - blond, blue eyes

5. Occasion - just because I love her!

6. Notable Personality Traits - she's librarian

7. And little extra information - we met in St. Petersburg, Russia 12 years ago.


Thanks a lot!
Mike

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Dear Mike,

I believe (by the look of your request) that your wife is in desperate need of romance.

I am not only confident I can help, but I am quite sure that you made it here without a moment to spare!

Your Funny Love Poem

May you and your wife live happily ever after!

Sincerely,
Dr. Julia de Chicken