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May 8, Meal Practice

Tue, 08 May 2012 20:59:55 GMT

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May 8, Freezer Burn?

Tue, 08 May 2012 13:57:28 GMT

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May 6, Funny Cartoons With Dr. Julia Chicken

Sun, 06 May 2012 15:40:01 GMT

Dr. Julia's Sunday Funnies give you something to think about.

Feb 5, Super Bowl, Hot Wings and Hot Legs

Sun, 05 Feb 2012 03:22:28 GMT

This week's Sunday Funny is a special presentation in honor of the Super Bowl. Enjoy the game, but watch what you choose to snack on! See The Sunday Funny - Super Bowl and Hot Legs

Feb 3, Happy Groundhog Day!

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 02:02:54 GMT

Whose shadow did Punxsutawney Phil really see? Does this mean there's a blizzard coming?

Feb 1, Chicks, Corn, and Farmer Brown

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 01:54:30 GMT

Catchy Caption Cartoon for January 29th. Here we have an old photo of Dr. Julia's childhood home. Such fond memories for her, I'm sure! Click HERE

Jan 29, 40% Off

Sun, 29 Jan 2012 17:32:09 GMT

Catchy Caption Dr. Julia goes shopping just like all the rest of us. I took this picture of her the other day while we were out and thought it would be

Jan 22, Boyfriend Rarely Calls

Sun, 22 Jan 2012 17:39:27 GMT

Dear Dr Julia, I'm getting a bit frustrated with my relationship. I'm in my late 20s and have been seeing my other half (in his early 30s) for a couple

Jan 18, Quit Your Wining

Wed, 18 Jan 2012 21:40:42 GMT

Add your Catchy Caption to this picture of Dr. J Here we see Dr. Julia with some rather incriminating evidence, at least, that's how it appears to me.

Jan 14, I Have a Dream

Sat, 14 Jan 2012 21:04:19 GMT

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content

Dec 30, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 00:30:09 GMT

A Merry Christmas and a wish for a Happy New Year from Dr. J!

Dec 14, Why Me?

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 23:59:34 GMT

Another Famous Why? Dear Dr. Julia, I wanted advice about why me because I feel the world is against me because first thing is I have KTS and second

Nov 17, Guess Who's Coming for Thanksgiving Dinner

Thu, 17 Nov 2011 22:45:27 GMT

With this nifty chef's apron Dr. Julia offers some insightful remarks for would-be holiday dinner guests. Get yours today and have a Happy Thanksgiving!

Guess Who's Coming For Dinner by DrJuliaChicken

Have a Happy Thanksgiving!

Aug 5, Catchy Caption for Fred Astaire and Dr. J

Fri, 05 Aug 2011 02:15:08 GMT

While browsing through Dr. Julia's family album I ran across this photo from her childhood. It comes as no surprise to me that Dr. J loves Fred Astaire,

Jul 6, Chickens in the NEWS!

Wed, 06 Jul 2011 03:03:32 GMT

It's no secret that chickens are feeling the current housing crunch. Many, due to rising unemployment rates, are forced to live in slums. Those fortunate enough to find suitable housing and a decent landlord are often faced with the threat of eviction thanks to so called zoning laws. Such is the case for the tenants of cooking sensation Paula Deen. "Apparently, Ms. Deen's heart was in the right place," said Dr. Julia Chicken when asked to comment earlier today. But Dr. Julia went on to say that Deen's unwillingness to fight for an individual's right to live where they want is what is called "chicken" in some circles of society. "Chickens are finding it more and more difficult to find decent housing these days," continued Dr. Julia. "It reminds me of the fact that we need the fervent George Bailey types to stand up against the Potters of the world. If for no other reason than to provide good, clean housing to hard working chickens." Click the link below to learn more of the story.

Jun 29, Catchy Caption for Bartending Dr. J

Wed, 29 Jun 2011 14:13:01 GMT

Yep, a few years back Dr. Julia moonlighted as a bartender. She told me that she learned more while working there than Sigmund learned during his entire

Jun 28, The Winners!

Tue, 28 Jun 2011 01:44:29 GMT

See the winners of our Egg On Your Face Contest!

Jun 23, Chickens in the NEWS!

Thu, 23 Jun 2011 20:01:32 GMT

In April of 2011 Pip Bantam Hen escaped from captivity in a desperate attempt to contact Dr. Julia. Pip used the confusion of a tumultuous windstorm to her advantage. While everyone else was battening down the hatches, this Bantam flew the coop. After two months on the lamb (who wished to remain anonymous), unable to reach a payphone, Pip was cornered and returned to the SPCA for questioning. "This story really touched my heart," said Dr. Julia Chicken. "One of the problems with cell phones is that they made payphones less and less accessible to those who really need them." Click the link below for more on this story.

Jun 22, Catchy Caption for Seafaring Dr. J

Wed, 22 Jun 2011 01:30:45 GMT

What's Your Catchy Caption? I keep my mind blank when it comes to what's going on in these pictures, so it's always so much fun to see what you folks

Jun 21, Top Five Finalists!

Tue, 21 Jun 2011 23:09:15 GMT

Well, we have the top five entries for our Egg On Your Face Contest! Now, we have to narrow it down to three winners. Read these wacky, embarrassing stories and give us a hand in choosing the winners by adding your vote in the comments section. Your input will not sway Dr. Julia one bit, but I, on the other hand, will take it into consideration.

Jun 21, Egg On Your Face Contest!

Tue, 21 Jun 2011 19:41:28 GMT

Ever get egg on your face? Well, this time it might pay off!

Jun 15, Why Is This Guy Bothering Me?

Wed, 15 Jun 2011 18:46:16 GMT

Dear Dr. Julia, I found your website on you tube when I posted a video of me singing. My mom said it was good, but when I posted it some guy started

Jun 15, Bad Dreams

Wed, 15 Jun 2011 01:36:39 GMT

Dear Dr. Julia, Do bad dreams mean your scared of something happening in life? How do bad things in life happen in dreams? Dear Aaliyah, Dreaming about

Jun 14, Catchy Caption - June 8th

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 17:11:53 GMT

What's YOUR Catchy Caption? Exercise your brain funny bone and add a Catchy Caption! Caption with the most LIKES or comments will be displayed forever

Jun 9, Dream of Running Through a Forest Maze

Thu, 09 Jun 2011 19:01:33 GMT

Dr. Julia, Can you help me, please? Thanks! :D Okay, frequently I have these dreams where I'm running through the forest or woods or just running someplace

Jun 9, Catchy Captions

Thu, 09 Jun 2011 00:22:23 GMT

Exercise your brain funny bone and add a Catchy Caption!

May 31, Step Parent Needs Help with Discipline

Tue, 31 May 2011 20:36:45 GMT

Dear Dr. Julia, My 3 year old daughter was pestering a calm, keep to himself step son, who is 11 years old. Although he has been told if you can't get

May 31, Dreams of Dying

Tue, 31 May 2011 13:25:00 GMT

Dear Dr. Julia, Please help me. I keep having the same dream that I'm dying from cancer and it's always too late for treatment. I'm always given the

May 16, my long lost friend

Mon, 16 May 2011 20:07:57 GMT

I was on a family vacation to Avalon, NJ. We went as a family to a local breakfast place, well for breakfast! We had a bit of a wait for our table, so

May 13, My annual donkey (ass) shaving party.

Fri, 13 May 2011 15:56:23 GMT

I bought her from a dealer. Her name is Esther and she was abused by a petting zoo. A lovely little donkey that came home with me, half starved, frightened

May 13, we are separated and she does not want to trust me again

Fri, 13 May 2011 03:48:50 GMT

Hello, my name is Daniel and this is my first time on this website. I guess I'll just start. My marriage was good until my wife cheated on me. She

May 12, Caught with My Pants Down

Thu, 12 May 2011 14:01:40 GMT

I am not permitted to enter the Egg On Your Face Contest, but I thought that I would share one egg on my face moment just for fun. Please don't spread

May 11, Shapes in Dreams

Wed, 11 May 2011 21:00:45 GMT

Dr. Julia, I have recently been having dreams that involve shapes randomly occurring in my dreams. Whilst I am dreaming about something else entirely,

May 7, Tunnel of Love and Roller Coasters

Sat, 07 May 2011 22:24:55 GMT

Dr. Julia, I had the weirdest dream! Me and my class were on our senior trip and a boy that I have liked school was there too. Everywhere I went I saw

May 7, "What Was He Going to Say?" Dream

Sat, 07 May 2011 00:48:41 GMT

Dear Dr. Julia, What does my dream mean? I had a dream that I was in school and that I got in a fight with a classmate so, I had to move. I yelled at

May 4, Egg On Your Face Contest - Meet the Good Eggs

Wed, 04 May 2011 15:11:46 GMT

Meet the good eggs that make gettting egg on your face fun!

May 3, Eerie Dream of a Girl

Tue, 03 May 2011 15:20:14 GMT

Dr. Julia, OK, so I had this dream, but it had no beginning or end, but it was life like. There was this girl who was in the corner of a room with the

May 2, Nasty for so long!

Mon, 02 May 2011 20:08:32 GMT

Hi Julia, My Ex Girlfriend and I split up some time ago, we have a 2 year old daughter. Our break up was messy for me... with her finding a new guy within

Apr 30, Dreaming About My Ex Boyfriend

Sat, 30 Apr 2011 15:32:18 GMT

Dr. Julia, I keep dreaming about my ex boyfriend with someone else. He is with someone else...In my dream I keep hoping to have him back to me. What does

Apr 30, Pulling a Cord out of My Neck Dream

Sat, 30 Apr 2011 05:31:44 GMT

Dr. Julia, I noticed a long, dark hair on my neck. When I went to pull it out with tweezers, I pulled out part of a headphone cord. It was the part

Apr 26, Almost Going to the Dentist

Tue, 26 Apr 2011 22:24:57 GMT

Dr. Julia, What does it mean to dream that you are almost going to the dentist? It was like students from school lined up to go to the dentist. Some

Apr 26, My Husband is nowhere to be found

Tue, 26 Apr 2011 00:27:59 GMT

Dear Dr. Julia, I am 6 months pregnant with our 3 child. I don't remember ever having a dream/nightmare like the one that I have been having for the

Apr 23, Best Friend Has Cancer

Sat, 23 Apr 2011 18:46:33 GMT

Hi, I had a dream that my best guy friend who has cancer died. I love him so much and I think deep down that cancer will take his life. Why would I

Apr 22, Confusing Dream of Earthquakes

Fri, 22 Apr 2011 22:11:58 GMT

Dr. Julia, Last night I had a dream that I was out in the open with a random person that I don't think I even know. The whole time this big ball of

Apr 21, My Dream of a Kiss

Thu, 21 Apr 2011 16:34:54 GMT

Dr. Julia, Last night I dreamed that this girl that goes to my school ended up kissing me after dumping her boyfriend that she does not even have in real

Apr 20, Fancy Restaurant and Caviar

Wed, 20 Apr 2011 22:20:55 GMT

What does it mean if I sit at a large table in a fancy restaurant, eat a lot of caviar (beluga caviar in a small cup), but it seems to fall all over the

Apr 19, My Boyfriend Was Diagnosed with Leukemia

Tue, 19 Apr 2011 16:05:33 GMT

Dr. Julia, I truly need your advice! I met this guy, online when I was 14 and he was 17. He lived in Texas and I lived in Maryland. We were in a long

Apr 18, a tree and a girl in pitch black world?

Mon, 18 Apr 2011 16:06:12 GMT

Dear Dr. Julia, I get this dream really often... The whole environment is pitch black. Nothing can be seen except for a tree at a distance of about two

Apr 16, Burning

Sat, 16 Apr 2011 16:21:28 GMT

Hello Dr. Julia, I had a dream that there was something cooking in the kitchen. The next minute I went to the garden and then back to the kitchen. When

Apr 16, My boyfriend of 3 1/2 years might be moving away

Sat, 16 Apr 2011 00:40:56 GMT

My boyfriend and I have been dating for 3 1/2 years. He is my best friend and I love him so much. He is from Texas and leaves here in California with