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May 9, Children Stories With Dr. Julia

Thu, 9 May 2013 14:19:22 -0400

If kids didn't already love Dr. Julia, her children stories would sure win them over!

Jan 22, Firefighter

Tue, 22 Jan 2013 15:25:28 -0500

Dr. Julia Chicken, Recently I had a troubling dream; I was being moved into what must have been an old firehouse as there was a brass pole right beside

Jan 20, Dear Abby

Sun, 20 Jan 2013 15:25:50 -0500

Pauline Phillips, better known as Dear Abby, passed this week at the age of 94. Hard to believe, but she was still penning her column, which was first published in 1956, without aid up until 2000! At that time, her daughter began to assist her. Dr. Julia and Dear Abby have a lot in common. For one thing, they both take letters from readers and offer the best advice you can get. One difference, however, is the fact that Dr. Julia Chicken didn't feel the need to assume a pseudonym. One might ask, Who's the chicken here? In our quest to honor Mrs. Phillips we found a few of Dear Abby's more famous letters and thought to share some here with our readers. Farewell, Dearest Abby! Dear Abby: I’m 19 years old and not very experienced, but my mother told me to be careful of men with mustaches. Is there any truth in this? Anita Dear Anita: Yes, and also be careful of men without them. Dear Abby: Our son married a girl when he was in the service. They were married in February and she had an 8 1/2-pound baby girl in August. She said the baby was premature. Can an 8 1/2-pound baby be this premature? Wanting to Know Dear Wanting: The baby was on time. The wedding was late. Forget it. Dear Abby: My boyfriend is going to be 20 years old next month. I'd like to give him something nice for his birthday. What do you think he'd like? Carol Dear Carol: Never mind what he'd like, give him a tie. Dear Abby: My problem is my husband. He wears false teeth — uppers and lowers — and he thinks it’s real funny to take them out at parties and do a Spanish dance using them as castanets. He thinks he is being the life of the party, but I’m embarrassed to death. Should I keep him away from parties, or should I just tell him that he isn’t funny? Marsha Dear Marsha: Let him have a good time. I think it’s hysterical. Dear Abby: I am 44 years old and would like to meet a man my age with no bad habits. Rose Dear Rose: So would I.

Dec 20, Funny Cartoons With Dr. Julia Chicken

Thu, 20 Dec 2012 11:21:54 -0500

Dr. Julia's Sunday Funnies give you something to think about.

Oct 19, Dying Dreams

Fri, 19 Oct 2012 02:38:31 -0400

Kitchen Nightmares Dear Dr. Julia, I've been having these dreams where I'm going to die by getting eaten. What does this mean? Dear Emma, I, too,

Oct 17, weird recurring dreams

Wed, 17 Oct 2012 20:40:40 -0400

Dear Dr. Julia, For quite a long time, I have been getting this dream of standing on a high platform and as soon as I visualize it, I fall from there

Oct 14, My Friend the Witch Doctor

Sun, 14 Oct 2012 13:20:13 -0400

Dr. Julia received this letter the other day. The writer said it was a testimony. A testimony to a love spell that was cast on his wife. Well, considering

Oct 9, Pumpkin Carving for Halloween

Tue, 9 Oct 2012 14:43:49 -0400

Jun 11, Before Coffee

Mon, 11 Jun 2012 22:09:01 -0400

May 8, Meal Practice

Tue, 8 May 2012 16:59:55 -0400

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May 8, Freezer Burn?

Tue, 8 May 2012 09:57:28 -0400

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Feb 4, Super Bowl, Hot Wings and Hot Legs

Sat, 4 Feb 2012 22:22:28 -0500

This week's Sunday Funny is a special presentation in honor of the Super Bowl. Enjoy the game, but watch what you choose to snack on! See The Sunday Funny - Super Bowl and Hot Legs

Feb 2, Happy Groundhog Day!

Thu, 2 Feb 2012 21:02:54 -0500

Whose shadow did Punxsutawney Phil really see? Does this mean there's a blizzard coming?

Jan 31, Chicks, Corn, and Farmer Brown

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 20:54:30 -0500

Catchy Caption Cartoon for January 29th. Here we have an old photo of Dr. Julia's childhood home. Such fond memories for her, I'm sure! Click HERE

Jan 29, 40% Off

Sun, 29 Jan 2012 12:32:09 -0500

Catchy Caption Dr. Julia goes shopping just like all the rest of us. I took this picture of her the other day while we were out and thought it would be

Jan 22, Boyfriend Rarely Calls

Sun, 22 Jan 2012 12:39:27 -0500

Dear Dr Julia, I'm getting a bit frustrated with my relationship. I'm in my late 20s and have been seeing my other half (in his early 30s) for a couple

Jan 18, Quit Your Wining

Wed, 18 Jan 2012 16:40:42 -0500

Add your Catchy Caption to this picture of Dr. J Here we see Dr. Julia with some rather incriminating evidence, at least, that's how it appears to me.

Jan 14, I Have a Dream

Sat, 14 Jan 2012 16:04:19 -0500

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content

Dec 29, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Thu, 29 Dec 2011 19:30:09 -0500

A Merry Christmas and a wish for a Happy New Year from Dr. J!

Dec 14, Why Me?

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 18:59:34 -0500

Another Famous Why? Dear Dr. Julia, I wanted advice about why me because I feel the world is against me because first thing is I have KTS and second

Nov 17, Guess Who's Coming for Thanksgiving Dinner

Thu, 17 Nov 2011 17:45:27 -0500

With this nifty chef's apron Dr. Julia offers some insightful remarks for would-be holiday dinner guests. Get yours today and have a Happy Thanksgiving!

Guess Who's Coming For Dinner by DrJuliaChicken

Have a Happy Thanksgiving!

Aug 4, Catchy Caption for Fred Astaire and Dr. J

Thu, 4 Aug 2011 22:15:08 -0400

While browsing through Dr. Julia's family album I ran across this photo from her childhood. It comes as no surprise to me that Dr. J loves Fred Astaire,

Jul 5, Chickens in the NEWS!

Tue, 5 Jul 2011 23:03:32 -0400

It's no secret that chickens are feeling the current housing crunch. Many, due to rising unemployment rates, are forced to live in slums. Those fortunate enough to find suitable housing and a decent landlord are often faced with the threat of eviction thanks to so called zoning laws. Such is the case for the tenants of cooking sensation Paula Deen. "Apparently, Ms. Deen's heart was in the right place," said Dr. Julia Chicken when asked to comment earlier today. But Dr. Julia went on to say that Deen's unwillingness to fight for an individual's right to live where they want is what is called "chicken" in some circles of society. "Chickens are finding it more and more difficult to find decent housing these days," continued Dr. Julia. "It reminds me of the fact that we need the fervent George Bailey types to stand up against the Potters of the world. If for no other reason than to provide good, clean housing to hard working chickens." Click the link below to learn more of the story.

Jun 29, Catchy Caption for Bartending Dr. J

Wed, 29 Jun 2011 10:13:01 -0400

Yep, a few years back Dr. Julia moonlighted as a bartender. She told me that she learned more while working there than Sigmund learned during his entire

Jun 27, The Winners!

Mon, 27 Jun 2011 21:44:29 -0400

See the winners of our Egg On Your Face Contest!

Jun 23, Chickens in the NEWS!

Thu, 23 Jun 2011 16:01:32 -0400

In April of 2011 Pip Bantam Hen escaped from captivity in a desperate attempt to contact Dr. Julia. Pip used the confusion of a tumultuous windstorm to her advantage. While everyone else was battening down the hatches, this Bantam flew the coop. After two months on the lamb (who wished to remain anonymous), unable to reach a payphone, Pip was cornered and returned to the SPCA for questioning. "This story really touched my heart," said Dr. Julia Chicken. "One of the problems with cell phones is that they made payphones less and less accessible to those who really need them." Click the link below for more on this story.

Jun 21, Catchy Caption for Seafaring Dr. J

Tue, 21 Jun 2011 21:30:45 -0400

What's Your Catchy Caption? I keep my mind blank when it comes to what's going on in these pictures, so it's always so much fun to see what you folks

Jun 21, Top Five Finalists!

Tue, 21 Jun 2011 19:09:15 -0400

Well, we have the top five entries for our Egg On Your Face Contest! Now, we have to narrow it down to three winners. Read these wacky, embarrassing stories and give us a hand in choosing the winners by adding your vote in the comments section. Your input will not sway Dr. Julia one bit, but I, on the other hand, will take it into consideration.

Jun 21, Egg On Your Face Contest!

Tue, 21 Jun 2011 15:41:28 -0400

Ever get egg on your face? Well, this time it might pay off!

Jun 15, Why Is This Guy Bothering Me?

Wed, 15 Jun 2011 14:46:16 -0400

Dear Dr. Julia, I found your website on you tube when I posted a video of me singing. My mom said it was good, but when I posted it some guy started

Jun 14, Bad Dreams

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 21:36:39 -0400

Dear Dr. Julia, Do bad dreams mean your scared of something happening in life? How do bad things in life happen in dreams? Dear Aaliyah, Dreaming about

Jun 14, Catchy Caption - June 8th

Tue, 14 Jun 2011 13:11:53 -0400

What's YOUR Catchy Caption? Exercise your brain funny bone and add a Catchy Caption! Caption with the most LIKES or comments will be displayed forever

Jun 9, Dream of Running Through a Forest Maze

Thu, 9 Jun 2011 15:01:33 -0400

Dr. Julia, Can you help me, please? Thanks! :D Okay, frequently I have these dreams where I'm running through the forest or woods or just running someplace

Jun 8, Catchy Captions

Wed, 8 Jun 2011 20:22:23 -0400

Exercise your brain funny bone and add a Catchy Caption!

May 31, Step Parent Needs Help with Discipline

Tue, 31 May 2011 16:36:45 -0400

Dear Dr. Julia, My 3 year old daughter was pestering a calm, keep to himself step son, who is 11 years old. Although he has been told if you can't get

May 31, Dreams of Dying

Tue, 31 May 2011 09:25:00 -0400

Dear Dr. Julia, Please help me. I keep having the same dream that I'm dying from cancer and it's always too late for treatment. I'm always given the

May 16, my long lost friend

Mon, 16 May 2011 16:07:57 -0400

I was on a family vacation to Avalon, NJ. We went as a family to a local breakfast place, well for breakfast! We had a bit of a wait for our table, so

May 13, My annual donkey (ass) shaving party.

Fri, 13 May 2011 11:56:23 -0400

I bought her from a dealer. Her name is Esther and she was abused by a petting zoo. A lovely little donkey that came home with me, half starved, frightened

May 12, we are separated and she does not want to trust me again

Thu, 12 May 2011 23:48:50 -0400

Hello, my name is Daniel and this is my first time on this website. I guess I'll just start. My marriage was good until my wife cheated on me. She

May 12, Caught with My Pants Down

Thu, 12 May 2011 10:01:40 -0400

I am not permitted to enter the Egg On Your Face Contest, but I thought that I would share one egg on my face moment just for fun. Please don't spread

May 11, Shapes in Dreams

Wed, 11 May 2011 17:00:45 -0400

Dr. Julia, I have recently been having dreams that involve shapes randomly occurring in my dreams. Whilst I am dreaming about something else entirely,

May 7, Tunnel of Love and Roller Coasters

Sat, 7 May 2011 18:24:55 -0400

Dr. Julia, I had the weirdest dream! Me and my class were on our senior trip and a boy that I have liked school was there too. Everywhere I went I saw

May 6, "What Was He Going to Say?" Dream

Fri, 6 May 2011 20:48:41 -0400

Dear Dr. Julia, What does my dream mean? I had a dream that I was in school and that I got in a fight with a classmate so, I had to move. I yelled at

May 4, Egg On Your Face Contest - Meet the Good Eggs

Wed, 4 May 2011 11:11:46 -0400

Meet the good eggs that make gettting egg on your face fun!

May 3, Eerie Dream of a Girl

Tue, 3 May 2011 11:20:14 -0400

Dr. Julia, OK, so I had this dream, but it had no beginning or end, but it was life like. There was this girl who was in the corner of a room with the

May 2, Nasty for so long!

Mon, 2 May 2011 16:08:32 -0400

Hi Julia, My Ex Girlfriend and I split up some time ago, we have a 2 year old daughter. Our break up was messy for me... with her finding a new guy within

Apr 30, Dreaming About My Ex Boyfriend

Sat, 30 Apr 2011 11:32:18 -0400

Dr. Julia, I keep dreaming about my ex boyfriend with someone else. He is with someone else...In my dream I keep hoping to have him back to me. What does

Apr 30, Pulling a Cord out of My Neck Dream

Sat, 30 Apr 2011 01:31:44 -0400

Dr. Julia, I noticed a long, dark hair on my neck. When I went to pull it out with tweezers, I pulled out part of a headphone cord. It was the part

Apr 26, Almost Going to the Dentist

Tue, 26 Apr 2011 18:24:57 -0400

Dr. Julia, What does it mean to dream that you are almost going to the dentist? It was like students from school lined up to go to the dentist. Some

Apr 25, My Husband is nowhere to be found

Mon, 25 Apr 2011 20:27:59 -0400

Dear Dr. Julia, I am 6 months pregnant with our 3 child. I don't remember ever having a dream/nightmare like the one that I have been having for the

Apr 23, Best Friend Has Cancer

Sat, 23 Apr 2011 14:46:33 -0400

Hi, I had a dream that my best guy friend who has cancer died. I love him so much and I think deep down that cancer will take his life. Why would I