Bad Date Stories

by Carrie
(USA)

"Hahaha My WORST Date Ever..........."

Well, I was doing that internet dating thing on Match.com.... His name was Ben.

He did not live too far away so I decided to meet him at the WaWa up the street from him (public place).
He mentioned that he had a meeting to go to, but when he got done he would be there to meet up.

When I pull up I see this guy in a sweat suit and a bandanna on his head (soo not my type to begin with RIGHT there).... I get out of the car and decide that MAYBE he wanted to relax a bit after a long day at work.. after all he DID say he had a meeting........

Anyway.... we decided to go to Denny's for something to eat. I ordered french fries and he ordered coffee. We got into talking and we started talking about kids (obviously I wanted to know if he had any and what his family was like). He tells me that he DID have a daughter but she passed away.

Of course, I was shocked and saddened at this news, but he seemed that he was ok with it now (I was thinking it must have happened such a long time ago for him to talk so openly about it). I told him that was such a shame and I asked him how long ago it happened. He states "Last week"...... at this point I am sooo shocked...

Next, we started talking about his work and how his meeting went.... WELL... it wasn't a work meeting... it was AA!

After a long pause (I am still in shock with the whole baby thing) I say to him... "Well.. it is good that you are going to meetings to help kick a bad habit (had to give him SOME encouragement). He tells me that he goes to AA meetings everyday (again I thought.. he just started AA and he wants to get clean) so I ask him how long he has been going to the meetings. He tells me 10 years... everyday.....! Must have been one HECK of a problem!

He also went to anger management sessions because he was arrested for taking a machete and slicing the top of this guy's convertible .. (oh wait - THIS is the Kicker) In the middle of all of this he asked if I wanted to go to a club down the street and of course I was thinking to myself (you have GOT to be kidding me!!! Get me OUTTA here!).... so I say to him... "Let's just sit here awhile,, here have some of my fries."

Well, at THAT point he tells me that he does not eat.... Yes, you read right.. he does not EAT!!!

I said, "What do you MEAN you don't eat? Everyone eats.. you have to to survive!"

He tells me that he was born with some sort of intestinal disease so that he cannot digest ANYTHING solid....... NOTHING - not even a piece of candy!

He told me that he gets a special drink supplement from the hospital......... at THAT point I had about enough and SERIOUSLY thought I was being punked, so I told him that I needed to get home early because I had work the next morning.... and without fail he asked me if I could pay for his coffee and if he could borrow $20 to get into the club down the street.....

There you have it, Dr. Julia Chicken... my WORST date.. Thank God I am married now!!!