Benefits of Working From Home

by Robert Sloan
(Russellville, Arkansas)

You Can Work In Your Shorts
Of course, the down side of this is a tendency to work in your shorts and answer the door in your shorts looking like an unemployed bum. Especially if you forgot you had a client coming over for a portrait or something like that.

Solution: start wearing shorts that are modest enough to look like "shorts you'd wear outside" instead of Y-fronts, and try to work out enough that you look good in shorts. Then people just start thinking you're a vampire because you're so pale from never leaving your house.