dreams of past love

by Kadie
(Washington)

Really? You Think I'm Gorgeous?

Dear Dr. Julia,

I had a dream the other day that my ex-boyfriend of 3 years was going to dump his fiance and wanted me back.

I am married and have a brand new child (4 months old). What does this mean?

Dear Kadie,

I could have told you about this dream before you even finished asking. Of course, then we would have been speaking over each other, and that would have made for a very messy web-page.

Clearly this dream comes from the hopes that you are still... well, in the words of the youngsters, "a hottie".

You are probably worried about your figure, the lack of beauty sleep, and maybe even struggling to find the time to shower since the baby arrived.

Through your dream, you are trying to convince yourself that you still got it.

You know what, Kadie, you do got it! Now go give it to your husband.

Regards,
Dr. Julia Chicken

P.S. If you have any questions concerning the new baby, you can count on me for some Parenting Humor and Advice anytime!