"You Got Egg On Your Face"
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Don't Look Now...
You Got Egg On Your Face!

Ahhh, but this time it just may pay off! Your most embarrassing "egg on your face" moment could win some really awesome prizes!

Did you have toilet paper stuck to the bottom of your shoe the WHOLE time, trip on your way down the isle, tell a joke that totally bombed, or tell off the funny looking guy... only to find out he was the big boss?

These are egg on your face moments!

Below are the Top Five entries. Help us choose a winner by leaving a Vote for your favorite in the comments section below.

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Top Five Entries!

Entry 1:

I was being treated for Cervical Cancer in 1985, a very scary time for me. My treatment plan included a round of "Cryrosurgery" - or freezing of the cancerous cells in order to kill them.

My doctor had me empty my bladder BEFORE starting. he had me on the table (girls, you know the position) and proceeded to tell me what he was doing and what to expect during the treatment.

He said, "you may feel lots of pressure and an urge to empty your bladder, this is normal and you really won’t have to go.

He proceeds on and I eventually feel the need to go. I tell him I REALLY need to go. He laughs and says, yes, I told you this would happen. But remember, you really don't HAVE to go.

So I continue on for a bit longer and say again, Doc, I REALLY need to go. He says, OK, go ahead and try, I bet you can’t go.

I said, not right here on the table..? He says yeah, I KNOW you really don't need to go and I want to prove it to you.. go ahead and go.

Well, I let go, and they (the Dr and Nurses) screeched and said, OH NO, she really did have to go! I was mortified!

So they ended up having to mop up the mess and could not believe that I actually went on the table...they all laughed and eventually, I did too.

Entry 2:

During the late 80's I sold Rainbow Cleaning Systems (fancy vacuum cleaners) door to door. It involved an "in home" demonstration.

Anyway, I always sat on the box during my introduction and talked to the prospects. It was a big, heavy duty box and it was supported by the Rainbow unit itself, so it was a perfect seat!

On this particular call, about midway through my sales spiel, the phone rang and the folks watching asked for a quick time out.

I sat down on the box to wait. Unfortunately, I forgot that I had removed the Rainbow!

I fell completely into the box with my knees in my chest and, better still, I could not get out!

By the time my "customers" returned, I was red in the face from lack of air ------ and embarrassment.

The gentleman of the house gave me a hand out... of course, after laughing for a spell. Don't think I sold that one.

Entry 3:

I was on a family vacation to Avalon, NJ. We went as a family to a local breakfast place, well for breakfast! We had a bit of a wait for our table, so we were hanging out in front of the restaurant.

Just then I noticed my best friend from Jr. High, Kim, riding by on a bike. I haven't seen her in years and I was so excited to catch up with her. I guess I was in college at this time.

I waved, but she didn't seem to recognize me, so I started to walk up to her... she quickly turned and started riding in a different direction, so I sped up to a run.

She was looking at me like I was crazy, I was waving, surely she would recognize... my wave...???

The closer I got the more I smiled and waved....and then I realized as - she tried not to fall off her bike trying to get away from me...

that I had no idea who this girl was, she was not my friend after all.

It was a case of mistaken identity.

I had to walk back to the restaurant with all of the onlookers, and even worse, my family.

My family got a huge kick out of it, laughing hysterically. To this day they harass me about this incident :)

Entry 4:

I bought her from a dealer. Her name is Esther and she was abused by a petting zoo.

A lovely little donkey that came home with me, half starved, frightened of anyone that grabbed her ears and so terrified of having her feet done that she laid down and cried the whole time.

So Spring came and Esther did not shed out as expected.... so we shaved her... You know, body clipped.

When my kids heard about "mom shaving her ass" it kind of got out of hand... you know, all the Ass jokes, Cute Ass, Smart Ass.

But when my boss asked about shaving my "Ass"... I was really left with egg on my face.

It's almost time to shave my "Ass", so come on over :)

Entry 5:

My wife and I frequent Dunkin Doughnuts for their delicious coffee... when we get the buy one get one coupon.

Anyway, awhile back, Dunkin Doughnuts had this really good specialty doughnut that my wife and I loved. Every time we went, my wife would tell me to see if they had that yummy doughnut. Well, they never did.

Time went on.

One day, we stopped by DD's and my wife said, "See if they have those sour cream doughnuts." ----- "Uh, no, honey. They were SWEET cream doughnuts," I said.

Well, this went on for weeks. We’d stop by to see if DD's had those yummy, SWEET cream doughnuts, my wife (being such an argumentative ninny) would insist that they were sour cream. What a dufus.

Finally, one day we stop at DD's. My wife, as usual, waited in the car. And what do I see in the doughnut display case but sour cream doughnuts! "Ha! I knew I was right!" I yell out.

I whip out my cell phone and snap a picture of the little name tag next to the doughnuts, purchase two coffees (with cream and sugar) and two delicious IN YOUR FACE SOUR cream doughnuts.

I get in the car, and of course, I am boastfully happy.

"Well ---- they had the doughnuts," I say. "And guess what, smarty pants? They are SOUR cream – ha!"

I wait for her to argue... I wait... I just can’t wait to whip out the photo and PROVE to her just how wrong she has been!

She looks at me with a very confused expression and says, "I know. I said they were sour cream. What’s your point?"

Oh yeah. Somehow, I forgot that I was the one that thought they were sweet cream... It took me two days before I told her that I actually took a picture to prove how wrong I was.

Third Prize

One of the goodies we have will go to the Third Place Winner....

Everyone is busy! Sometimes, when we try to "do it all", we end up with egg on our face. Dr. Julia demonstrates how to juggle the children in this colorful Key Chain. Yours to win if you have the third best (or worst?) egg on your face story!

Juggling Dr. Julia by DrJuliaChicken

All Three finalists will be awarded
"How to Start Your Own Natural Skin Care Routine" eGuide

Top Three runner ups receive a free eGuide: (Download)"How to Start Your Own Natural Skin Care Routine" eGuide, is a quick and easy DIY step-by-baby-step eGuide.

Beginner organic skin care enthusiasts learn the basics of how to make their own rejuvenating organic skin care treatments using those natural ingredients with powerful anti-aging properties that can readily be found right in the kitchen pantry.

Since the author (and Judge) Sue Dolan wants to be absolutely sure everyone enjoys “egg on your face”, all contest participants will be invited to use a time-limited special discount code for 50% off the eGuide.

Artist and graphic designer Kim Bahr has created these stunning coloring pages especially for the top three winners. I don't know if it's subliminal or not, but I'm telling you, I see eggs in those designs!

Second Prize

World Famous Dr. Julia Mug - Your Choice!

Choose your favorite Dr. J Mug from our Zazzle Store.

New designs will be added as the contest continues, so don't pick your favorite just yet.

You might change your mind when you see the next Sunday Funny!

First Place

Our Grand Prize Winner brings home a slew of prizes! I have to say, this IS our best contest ever, as far as prizes are concerned.

Between Dr. Julia's phenomenal merchandise (that had to be pried from her clutches) and our Judges' ridiculous generosity, there is something for everyone - winner or not.... but especially the winner!

Our First Place Entry will be awarded One World Famous Dr. Julia Chicken Mug!

Winner's Choice!

Keep egg off your face and rings off your best tables with these Decorative Dr. Julia Chicken Coasters.

Winner chooses TWO Dr. J Coasters!

That's NOT All, Folks!

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That’s right, skin.

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And...

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