Famous Hilarious Phrase

by Sue
(East of the Mississippi)

Hi Dr. Julia,

I couldn't pick just one famous hilarious phrase so I am including a few of my top favorites:

"I like nonsense - it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope... and that enables you to laugh at all of life's realities."
Dr. Seuss

"Always remember that true beauty comes from within — from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes"
Peter's Almanac

"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before."
Mae West

Now I don't know who the very clever and brilliant person who first uttered these insightful and now famous hilarious phrases but I do enjoy taunting people with the first phrase and using the others when the appropriate occasion arises:

"Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film."

"Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support."

"If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side."

"The more you know, the more you know you don’t know."