Funny Love Poem for a
Missing Tooth

by Liz Oakes
(Qld Australia)

Dear Julia de Bergerac,

My husband and I have been married ten years. His passion is flying, and he teaches it part-time while working as a realtor the rest of the time.

But he just had a back tooth out and he is lamenting the loss of it. He wanted to save it, but before he could get to have the root canal done, it broke in half.

So, now he had it out and he is feeling sooooo sad!

Hope you can help me with a love poem, as I love him lots!

Thanks,
Liz

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Dear Liz,

It took me some time to understand the importance that you and your husband place upon teeth. I personally, have seen no need for them. As a matter of fact, they would only get in the way.

What finally convinced me to come to your aide was the sheer devotion you expressed, albeit to teeth, and my $10.00 fee.

Your Funny Love Poem

Sincerely,

Dr. Julia de Chicken