Golf Jokes

• Golf Foursome
  
  When approached on the first tee regarding joining the group about to tee off a man asked, "May I join you?"
  
  Reply: "No, we already have three"


Golf Jokes and One Liners



• I never pray on a golf course. Actually, the Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course.
  
  ~ Billy Graham



• If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
  
  ~ Jack Lemmon



• Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
  
  ~ Jack Benny