Groucho is the Funniest!

by Lora (admin)
(Pa., USA)

Okay, I am going to add this one for you guys because I laughed out loud... which is nothing new if Groucho Marx is involved.

So, here's what to say to an author (aspiring or published) if you'd like to get a reaction - not necessarily a good one, either.

"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it."

All right - I got a couple more from the master of comedy.

Going to a party? Before you leave make sure you tell your host, "I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."

And if you have guests over, leave them with this thought, "Go, and never darken my towels again."

There you go. Conversation starters and enders by Groucho Marx. Yes, only three. Had I given you four quotes you'd have a gallon.