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I'm Rubber You're Glue... Comeback

by Teej
(Denver, CO)

We Have Ways of Making Things Stick!

We Have Ways of Making Things Stick!

"I'm Rubber, you're glue - Whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to YOU."

My sister used to always say this to me!!!! Arrrggghhh hahaha

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And my Aunt used to love when I'd say this to her.. she'd say something like,

"Boy that Jamie really has a split personality!" and I'd say

"I know! As soon as you see her, you wanna split!!"

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Oh and one of the best:

"It takes one to know one..." ;-)

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Comeback PeeWee Herman Style
by: Lora

Those comebacks make me think of all the silly things Pee Wee Herman says in his movies Pee Wee's Big Adventure and Big Top Pee Wee.

I laugh at those movies for the same reason I laugh at your post... I'm weird (?)

I'm rubber, you're glue - too funny!

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