Keep Up! Relationships Q & A Random Humor Just for Kids
I'm rubber you're glue -- I need a comeback!
A Funny Comeback... or two... for a wise guy.
I need a Funny Comeback!
What can an adult female say to an adult male in response to "I'm rubber; you're glue"?
Well,
It depends on what he (and you) are trying to convey. Here's a couple of choices I can think of right off the bat...
"Then you better bounce on outta here, 'cause I don't want you sticking around!"
If he's being a wise guy, and implying that he's a "free spirit" of sorts and you're trying to get a "grip on him", you might say this (if you don't mind admitting it - if you are, that is)...
"So, you're saying, although you're a bit on the mentally stretched side, you'd like me to stick with you anyway? Okay."
Of course, you could always play the coy, "intellectual" type, and give him a bit of trivia at the same time...
"Hmmm... I see. You're speaking allegorically.
Because Thomas Adams, in pursuit of inventing a cheaper rubber substance... when was that? Oh yes, in the year 1870, right?
But instead, this rubber substitute became the infamous chewing gum we all know and love today.
Since chewing gum is sold by the stick - stick of gum, and glue is sticky....
My, you are the sly one!"
Oh well - That's all I got for this "rubber - glue" stuff. Let me know if you use any of them.
