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Love Poem for my sax playing husband

by Sophie
(Inverness)

I need a poem for my first wedding anniversary... <br>and a pair of pants for my husband!

I need a poem for my first wedding anniversary...
and a pair of pants for my husband!

Hi Dr Julia,

Can you help me write a poem for my husband? It's our first wedding anniversary on 11th August. We got married in Central Park, New York, and are more in love now than we were then.

My husband is a driving instructor and plays the saxophone in a Celtic rock band.

We've had a tough year & are looking forward to a better next year!

Thank you!

Sophie

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Dr. Julia de Chicken by DrJuliaChicken

Dearest Sophie,

Congratulations to you and your husband! You were very wise not to trust your own ability on such a special day as this.

I was able to piece together quite a few things from what you told me about your husband and your relationship.

As you recite these words to your husband, remember to use appropriate inflection.

Your Anniversary Love Poem

May you love each other always,

Dr. Julia de Chicken

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Thank you, thank you, thank you NEW
by: Sophie

Thank you Dr Julia, your poem is absolutely perfect.

Funny and endearing. I can't wait to give it to my hubby in a couple of weeks.
Love it!

Thank you again!

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Pants? NEW
by: Anonymous

Pants for your husband? You have got to be kidding?

You cannot wear a sporran in front of pants/trousers. It would look silly.

A sporran also acts as protection if one was ever kicked in that area. You can also have whiskey, and if you are lucky, the wife's visa card in that sporran :-)

Have you ever heard of a thief trying to pick pocket a sporran? No! Well, I rest my case then!

I have a kilt. Makes using the toilet easier... depending on how one uses the toilet of course!
:-)

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Presumptuous NEW
by: Lora (admin)

Sophie,

So glad to hear that you like your poetry that Dr. Julia put together for you. You have to come back to tell us what your husband says!

Dr. Julia seemed a bit presumptuous concerning your husband being a driving instructor and not letting you drive the car.

Maybe she's known too many driving instructors (?)

On a side note:

Central Park, by the way, was an old stumping ground of mine, back when I was a child.

I use to hang around all the carriages just to pet the horses and bug the drivers.

Finally, they started sending me to fetch them coffee and sandwiches - probably hoping I'd just take off with the money, never to return.

But I returned all right!

I guess they figured they had no choice but to give in and let me take the reins!

So, that's how I spent my time in Central Park - Driving carriages and bugging the poor drivers!

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No Pants! NEW
by: Lora (admin)

Oh no!

Sophie doesn't want her husband to wear pants... I mean... she doesn't have a problem with kilts, that is.

The caption was just Dr. Julia's two cents to Sophie's picture.

I have a feeling that Dr. J has an endless supply of pennies!

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