Peeping Tom

A peeping Tom threw up on my window sill. (by Phyllis Diller)

Hi Tom (?)

I actually saw Phyllis Diller... oh about 15 years ago - Funny!

She's one of those old time, stand-up comedians that complained about her looks, her marriage (to Fang, her husband), her kids, and she did it with some of the best one-liners.

Here's a few Phyllis Diller quotes to add to the one you posted:

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.

Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.

Hope you're doing well, Phyllis, wherever you are!

Lora