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Have you noticed that Dr. Julia has a way with words? Did you ever take a close look at her very long beak? If you're thinking Cyrano de Bergerac, you catch on fast. Here is an excerpt from Edmond Rostand's play Cyrano de Bergerac. You will not have to read closely to see the amazing similarities between our two heroes of short funny love poems... That terror of trifles from Norway to Aragon, Both genius and monster, unique, unexplainable, His clothes? As outlandish as his personality -- Bizarrest of all the birds hatched out of Gascony - Will rush to defend you with wit and audacity, This dreamer whose vigor, whose kindness, whose verity But truly that nose is the glorious cross he bears, I've heard strangers cry, 'Wait--and we'll see it taken off!' Are You at a Loss for Words?We've some short funny love poems for you!That's right. Dr. Julia is here to help you out with your Roxane... or Rocky - whatever the case may be. Let Dr. Julia do the talking for you. All you need to do is to stand there and look cute. Give Dr. de Julia Chicken a little bit of info about your true love, and she'll write a love poem (albeit funny) that's sure to win their heart forever. Examples of Dr. Julia's Original Just in case you doubt, we offer you some samples of Dr. Julia's wit and ability with love prose! Love poem to a man... from the top of your head to the nail on your toe. It matters not to me that you haven't much money Until that day I'll patiently wait As soon as you get it, please give me a call Love poem to a girl named Kathy... You stick to my teeth like salt water taffy. Our years together have been many and long I've seen you in the morning -- I've seen you at night And yet here we are still side by side If that's not convincing enough, go on and see the great Cyrano de Chicken's Actual Commissions Here! Personalized Short Funny Love PoemsDr. de Julia Chicken can and will give you the poem you search for - and make it personal to boot!Tell us a bit about your true love. Include things like...
You get the idea. Just some things that Cyrano de Chicken should know in order to write the best funny love poem for your special someone. Cost and Delivery Dr. Julia will write you a very funny poem that just might make (or break) your relationship for only $10.00! After we become rich and famous, the price will undoubtedly go up. So, think of this as an introductory rate. Just in case the love struck beat down Dr. Julia's door to enlist her poetic services, please allow up to three weeks for completion. In other words, don't wait until the last second for help! Your competed short funny love poem is presented in a PDF with a letter of introduction (and explanation) for you to present to the object of your affection. Believe me, after they receive their poem they will be putty in your hand! What Some Happy Lovers Said
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