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strip clubs..

by Ellen

My boyfriend's friend thinks he's funny and keeps telling me he is taking my boyfriend to a strip club for his birthday!

I need a funny comeback for when he says it to shut him up...


Cartoon of Dr. Julia's rendition of The Stripper

David Rose Orchestra - The Stripper .mp3
Found at bee mp3 search engine


Ellen,

How about:

    1. "I know a chick that uses balloons in her act."

    2. "That's so funny I forgot to strip."

    3. "I have a club in my closet. Let's see if I can strip it on your head."


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by: Lora (admin)

When I get a second (more like a couple hours) I plan on making a video for this.

I Just have to convince Dr. Julia to participate.
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by: AMK

A girl friend of my wife said to me once that she wanted to take my wife to see Chippendale. (its a men's strip show in the UK.

I replied: She does not need Chippendale, she has me :-)

To my relief my wife agreed with me too :-)

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