WOMEN DRIVERS

by AMK
(Norway)

A man's best freind does not know how to use a Visa!

Why is it?

That women only think of themselves when they park?

Often when I get to a parking place Someone has parked so close to my door that I cannot get out?

And 9 out of 10 times it's a woman who comes out?

I have only one answer to this and that is lack of oxygen to the female brain. Ie the oxygen does not reach the brain until they are in the shop :-)

This would explain why women like to distract there husbands when they drive - Put on makeup, talk on the phone and sing with the kids when they drive!

If you think about it! On an average, who likes driving the most? Men do. The man's misery begins when he arrives at the shops!

Here in Norway they are very smart because many of the ladies' shops have coffee areas. We men are grateful for the free coffee.

But nothing is free when the wife has his visa card in the same shop! It becomes the most expensive coffee ever :-(

There is the option that I let the wife drive to the shops alone with her own Visa, but that just creates bitterness --- that the man has to live with when the wife returns :-(

I heard once from a friend that he tried that with his wife too, and when she returned from the shopping she said: "I have good news and Bad news! The good news is that the air bags in your car work very well!" :-)

In the end it was "his fault", she said, because he made her grumpy by not giving her his visa to buy new clothes (?)

Conclusion: The only way the man can win is not to get married in the first place? :-)